I make up some stats, you read them.

You are 3 times more likely to get mugged while wearing sweat pants than while wearing jeans.

Onside kicks work only 0.001% of the time.

84% of all installed TSA backscatter machines are not actively being used. Leading to TSA wasting $450 million in research and $40,000 a day in training and maintenance on the devices.

One average it takes 58 snowflakes to make 1 ounce of water.

63% of Angry Birds players don’t feel the birds are angry enough.

52.49% men start getting gray hair 2 weeks after their first child is born.

96.7% of Facebook users admit to virtually stalking ex-lovers with the service.

Due to Disney’s portrayal of a frog turning into a prince — 94.3% of young girls in the U.S. will kiss a frog in their lifetime.

The average 30 year old Douglas Fir Tree contains over 3 billion needles.

It is estimated that chinese factory workers will make the companies that they work for more money in the course of 6-months, than all of the factory workers will make in their lifetimes.